Double the Sass – 40oz Stainless Steel Thirst Quencher with “Not Today, Heifer” + “Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit” Cow & Flowers Design

🐄 Double the Sass – 40oz Stainless Steel Thirst Quencher with “Not Today, Heifer” + “Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit” Cow & Flowers Design 🌸

Tired of the drama? Let your tumbler do the talking. Our 40oz Stainless Steel Thirst Quencher now features TWO sassy sayings —
💬 “Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit”
💬 “Not Today, Heifer”
— all wrapped up in a cute cow and floral design that’s equal parts attitude and charm.

✨ This tumbler is the ultimate blend of rustic flair, humor, and practicality for those who speak their mind and sip in style.

🖐️ Features You’ll Love:
✔️ Double-wall vacuum insulation – keeps drinks hot, cold, or iced for hours
✔️ 40oz capacity – more hydration, fewer refills
✔️ Comfort-grip handle – easy to carry
✔️ Slim base – fits most car cup holders
✔️ Rotating lid – with straw opening & wide mouth
✔️ Sassy cow + flowers design – permanently sublimated for a vibrant, peel-proof finish

🎁 Makes the perfect gift for friends, farm girls, co-workers, or anyone who needs a laugh and a high-quality cup!

💡 Quick Tip: Most gas stations allow tumbler refills for about $1.00 — save your wallet and the planet.

📍 Made by a small, family-owned and operated business in Prescott, Arizona, located in the Pine Ridge Market Place.

🛒 These fly off the shelves—grab yours now and sass your way through the day!

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All pieces are done by hand and all are subject to slight imperfections.  These are sublimated HOT AND COLD compatible Images are sublimated onto the tumbler. Not all can coolers are 100% perfect. Occasionally color may slightly vary from the photo. And MAY include slight seam lines or imperfections, but this will not affect the use of the cooler/tumbler. Thank you for understanding that handmade goods are never 'perfect'. In a way it is a sign and proof of human touch, making each and every piece unique with tiny little differences. Due to the nature of the item being handmade, I do not accept returns.